Ladies and gentlemen, buckle up and get ready to hear about the 2015 Cadillac Escalade ESV Premium! This luxurious SUV is powered by a beast of an engine, an EcoTec3 6.2L V8 that churns out 420 horsepower and 460 foot-pounds of torque. That's enough power to make you feel like you're driving a rocket ship, but with all the comforts of a luxury vehicle. Now, let's talk about the factory default features. This Escalade comes packed with all the goodies you could ever want. First up, we've got the Premium Collection, which means you're getting all the bells and whistles. You'll enjoy heated and cooled front seats, a heated steering wheel, and even a sunroof to let the sunshine in. The infotainment system is top-notch, with a touchscreen display, GPS navigation, and a premium Bose audio system that will make you feel like you're front-row at a concert. But wait, there's more! This Escalade also comes with blind-spot monitoring, lane-departure warning, and forward-collision alert. So if you're a terrible driver (like some of us here at the dealership), you'll appreciate the extra help keeping you on the road. And let's not forget about the great mileage on this beauty. With less than 69,000 miles on the odometer, you're averaging less than 7,000 miles per year. That's like driving to the moon and back, but with way more legroom. So there you have it, folks. The 2015 Cadillac Escalade ESV Premium: the perfect combination of power and luxury. Come take it for a spin today and see for yourself!